I have a obsession with the art of the dirty limerick…So I wrote some of my own! They are indeed rather dirty, so if you are a prude please go to one of my more family friendly posts…Like the one about sexual abuse in the Catholic Church! :p
Do you know of of ol’ Natty LePann?
If you ain’t then I pity you man
He jumped from his roof
And, I tell you the truth,
The splat was heard from here to Iran!
There once was a man from Des Moines
He had a terrible pain in his groin
He complained to his girl
Said “give it a whirl”
So she bent down and soothed his poor loins
Bill was known by all as “the runt”
He suffered from every sort of want
But point out a bird
Though it sounds quite absurd
He’ll prove himself a tycoon of cunt
There once was a lass from Detriot
With her tongue she was quite adroit
Men came from far and wide
To sample the trade that she plied
In fact they were “coming” from Boston to Beliot!