Mary is visited by an angel who tells her she will give birth to the savior of all mankind
She smiles and says “No, I don’t think I want to have an all powerful desert god’s child right now”.
So the next day she goes to the local midwife and asks for some herbs to cause her to miscarry
She takes the herbs and the pregnancy is aborted
She throws the remains of this unwanted savior into the sty for the pigs. They love it!
Mary goes on to live a long life into her late 40’s before dying of the plague
James was none the wiser